Birthday and Butt Scratch....

Turning nineteen has never been more morose in human history. I have been down with viral fever for the past three days. Apparently, some drug the doc prescribed induced allergic reactions in my pathetic system. So i have been covered with these incredibly annoying red patches all over my skin. It started of on my back... slowly moved on to my chest... and then my abdomen... and then my limbs... so i am pretty much reddish now... I am a red indian!... oh crap, my sense of humour has degraded too!...
So last night i was lying on my bed reading a book... and simultaneously scratching all those itchy areas... and suddenly i realised that the allergy has slowly moved south and was conquering my butt cheeks... So when the flurry of phone calls began, all i could answer back to all those "many more happy returns of the day" was... "huh? yea.. thanks.. mmm.. thanks" cos a mojority of my attention was diverted into scratching my itchy bottom... The worst part is, everytime someone said "happy birthday dude", the itching increased considerably! Trust me, birthdays with itchy butts are totally the opposite of happy....